Posts in Valentine
SO NEEDY
published by Fran SheaSheila and Franz Ferdinand begged me to write a Zeichen Press card about their love because they’ve been together for over five years. I thought for sure she would have left him when his hair-plugs were rejected by his fussy scalp, but the toupée looked so lifelike!
You still have time to order a card for Valentine’s Day! Or two, if you are having an affair.
The mysterious mating practice of the praying mantis, AND YOU!
published by Fran SheaAh, romance! One couple might choose dinner and a movie… Another couple might choose post-coital cannibalism.