Greeting Cards

Our cards are printed on 100% recycled (30% post-consumer waste) or 100% tree-free cotton paper developed especially for letterpress printing. Ink is mixed by hand and letterpress printed on an A2 sized card (4.25×5.5). Cards are blank on the inside and packaged in a cello sleeve with lovely envelope.

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Thanks for coming to my mandatory birthday party.
sku: K-264
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A rocking horse is the perfect birthday present to illustrate life’s futility.
sku: K-263
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Someday you’ll change MY diaper.
sku: K-269
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SLOW GRAD XING
sku: K-270
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I’m gonna hide the shit out of you.
sku: K-268
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to be homeless.
sku: K-267
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BTW, you are only celebrated on Mother’s Day because you gave birth to me. You’re welcome.
sku: K-262
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#Schoolsout
sku: K-260
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GOLF. Because dad doesn’t like to spend time with us.
sku: K-259
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?!%$ this ?!%$.
sku: K-176
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I consent.
sku: K-251
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Mazel tov, bitches.
sku: K-250
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Mazel tov, bitches. quantity

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WTF?
sku: K-253
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Love is equal parts dopamine, oxytocin, and alcohol.
sku: K-252
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This WAS worth our firstborn. Happy Valentine’s Day.
sku: K-257
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This WAS worth our firstborn. Happy Valentine's Day. quantity

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WT(duck)?
sku: K-266
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Thanks for coming to my mandatory birthday party.

A rocking horse is the perfect birthday present to illustrate life’s futility.

Someday you’ll change MY diaper.

SLOW GRAD XING

I’m gonna hide the shit out of you.

Dad, thanks for teaching me how to be homeless.

BTW, you are only celebrated on Mother’s Day because you gave birth to me. You’re welcome.

#Schoolsout

GOLF. Because dad doesn’t like to spend time with us.

?!%$ this ?!%$.

I consent.

Mazel tov, bitches.

WTF?

Love is equal parts dopamine, oxytocin, and alcohol.

This WAS worth our firstborn. Happy Valentine’s Day.

WT(duck)?