Gang of Bees Attack Woman Straightening Trellis
published by Fran Shea
The swarm of bees came at me like a swarm of bees and stuck their stingers efficiently into my face and left arm. 
The disfigurement that followed was sideshow-worthy and while I’m as eager as the next gal to take the show on the road, I knew this hideousness was only (sadly) temporary.
My forearm doubled in size and I considered tattooing an anchor on it a la Popeye (the sailor man).
Don’t worry, a can of Raid was emptied into their home/my trellis/the doorway to the shop. I’ll be getting back to work as soon as this Benedryl wears off.