My little sister had baby #2 last week, she gave birth at home but, strangely, didn't ask me to participate.
Despite my lack of presence, the birth went off without a hitch because anyone can boil water and get towels. (SORRY MOM.)
I will give her this card the next time I break in to her house:
ALSO, I made this because I am so into politics:
So, you don't need to watch the news tonight. You're welcome.