October 8, 2015

I'm not sure if he was gently curb-stomped, or he bit into a fresh apple. Either way, he lost his front teeth.

September 28, 2015

Do you fantasize about a service that would lick your stamps (and mail awesome cards to a list of people in your address book)??


Have you heard of Postable??

Let me help you understand... YOU. PICK. THE. AWESOME. CARD.

It's not like some design-it-yourself-drag-and-drop BULLSH*T. 

Did I mention that there are Zeichen Press cards in their line?? (NOT letterpress printed, BUT STILL.)

Now there really is zero excuse to NOT send a card IN THE MAIL.

*Stay tuned: Postable will be adding MORE Zeichen Press cards this week.*

WAIT, I didn't mention the most important part:


September 19, 2015

Hoohoo! I'm laughing already!

More for RSVP:

September 12, 2015

Does Jen hate letterpress printing SO much that I have to create and license all of the art and farm it off to art licensing companies?? 


The latest for RSVP:


I know one thing for sure. ONE THING. Jen would really hate to print these multi-colored designs. She makes me live in a monochromatic world. But see how I defy?? FIVE colors??


And now they want more cards! FINE.

I'm such a rebel.


September 7, 2015

Tanek demanded a new website, and who am I to argue?? 

I just do what I'm told.

I designed/art directed it and the good folks at Carney, made my wishes their command. 

Observe the fancy bells and whistles!

Rollovers... PDF Downloads... Video Portraits... 

And observe what you WON'T observe: My own, personal, Content Management System.

It's okay to cry. It's beautiful.

August 30, 2015

Did I even see Jen on her birthday last week??

Hmm, I don't think so... But I still made her a card because my love for her just bubbles over and soils the stovetop with a sort of gravy that becomes crusty and has to be scraped off months later with steel wool and maybe a knife.


That's a lot of love!


Omg, it just doesn't stop over here!

August 23, 2015

Do you need to sell something? You do??


That sweatshirt is not to be worn ironically and can be yours for a mere $65.

But really, it's not even realistic. What sort of galaxy is full of white kittens and multi-colored roses?? 

And where's the wine and unicorn?? 

All of those adorable kittens in space DID inspire a graduation card. Don't ask me why. DON'T ASK ME.


August 13, 2015
Oh, *I* know!
No problem.