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Dad, you are the Original Gangster.
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kungratyoolayshuns. You done your family real proud.
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My therapist told me to tell you Happy Mother’s Day.
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MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.
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Dad says, GO TO BED so he can eat all the ice cream and not watch your shows.
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PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.
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Mother, let us not dwell on the memories of my underage drinking, academic probation, or brush with the law. Let us instead remember the flaws of your other children.
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Dear school, Thanks for the lice and math anxiety. Sincerely, Me
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Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.
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Dad, you are the Original Gangster.

kungratyoolayshuns. You done your family real proud.

My therapist told me to tell you Happy Mother’s Day.

MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.

Dad says, GO TO BED so he can eat all the ice cream and not watch your shows.

PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.

Mother, let us not dwell on the memories of my underage drinking, academic probation, or brush with the law. Let us instead remember the flaws of your other children.

Dear school, Thanks for the lice and math anxiety. Sincerely, Me

Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.