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  1. Because it’s there. (AND BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE LIKE, “DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, TAKE US SLEDDING.”)

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  2. Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs

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  3. Eating her young meant fewer Mother’s Day cards to open.

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  4. NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.

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  5. I just want your extra time and your… kiss.

    sku: K-224
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  6. Yes, happy bird day.

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  7. (Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD

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  8. I celebrate the day you were BORN by getting myself something real pretty.

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  9. RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re obsolete.

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