Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

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Halloween
Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. Mazel tov, bitches.

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  2. You’re PURRRFECT.

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  3. Your destination will be on the left.

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  4. Nobody celebrates when zombies rise from the dead.

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  5. And good riddance.

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  6. *inside: All work and no play make Santa a dull boy. All work and no play make Santa a dull boy. All work and no play make Santa a dull boy. All work and no play make Santa a dull boy. All work and no play make Santa a dull boy. All work and no play make Santa a dull boy.

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  7. Does this glass of milk make me look fat?

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  8. Exit light Enter night Take my hand We’re off to never-never land

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  9. Say hello to my little friend.

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  10. Cheer up, YOU COULD BE TWO BALD MEN.

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  11. Thank you from here.

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  12. MY DAY IS also a total sh*t show.

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  13. Make this year your bitch.

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  14. Merry Christless.

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  15. …and in conclusion quit calling me a pussy. Sincerely, Pevenshire Wiffynuts

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  16. You’re welcome.

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