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  1. Newborn* *Comes with lifetime guarantee and that new baby smell.

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  2. I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.

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  3. I love you intensely.

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  4. OMG, just take the stupid picture for the Christmas card.

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  5. Santa! $25/MEET&GREET (Includes nightmares and photo.)

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  6. “I’m watching you.” -Santa Claus

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  7. My New Year’s RESOLUTIONS are to send out Christmas cards and join a gym. Or is it to… send back food I don’t like and join a cult?

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  8. Dad, you are the Original Gangster.

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  9. kungratyoolayshuns. You done your family real proud.

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