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  1. MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.

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  2. Dad says, GO TO BED so he can eat all the ice cream and not watch your shows.

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  3. PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.

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  4. Mother, let us not dwell on the memories of my underage drinking, academic probation, or brush with the law. Let us instead remember the flaws of your other children.

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  5. Dear school, Thanks for the lice and math anxiety. Sincerely, Me

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  6. Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.

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  7. Sometimes I cry when I think of the children that don’t have me as a mom.

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  8. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY ~ LOVE, Your Favorite Child

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  9. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.

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