Birthday

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  1. Thanks for coming to my mandatory birthday party.

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  2. A rocking horse is the perfect birthday present to illustrate life’s futility.

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  3. YOU’RE OLD NOW.

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  4. Make this year your bitch.

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  5. Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?

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  6. I’ll be right over to DJ your birthday party.

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  7. Have you seen my new Birthday Suit?

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  8. WHOOO is older today?

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  9. I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.

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  10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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  11. Yes, happy bird day.

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  12. I celebrate the day you were BORN by getting myself something real pretty.

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  13. I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.

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  14. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.

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  15. This is HUGE.

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  16. I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.

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