Birthday

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Thanks for coming to my mandatory birthday party.
sku: K-264
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A rocking horse is the perfect birthday present to illustrate life’s futility.
sku: K-263
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Getting older just means you can eat as much ice cream as you want. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
sku: K-240
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I’ll be right over to DJ your birthday party.
sku: K-237
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Have you seen my new Birthday Suit?
sku: K-239
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I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.
sku: K-243
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COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?
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Yes, happy bird day.
sku: K-228
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I celebrate the day you were BORN by getting myself something real pretty.
sku: K-229
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I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.
sku: K-225
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Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.
sku: K-198
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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.
sku: K-222
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BORN THAT WAY.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
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This is HUGE.
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I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.
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Thanks for coming to my mandatory birthday party.

A rocking horse is the perfect birthday present to illustrate life’s futility.

Getting older just means you can eat as much ice cream as you want. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I’ll be right over to DJ your birthday party.

Have you seen my new Birthday Suit?

I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.

COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?

Yes, happy bird day.

I celebrate the day you were BORN by getting myself something real pretty.

I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.

Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.

BORN THAT WAY.

HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?

This is HUGE.

I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.