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I’m still stalking you. Letterpress printed on recycled paper. Comes with coordinating envelope and packaged in cellophane sleeve.
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Please accept this as a token of my appreciation.
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LIFE. You better wear your nut cup.
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I’m still stalking you.
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At least you’re not on this ship.
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THIS TOO SHALL PASS. Meanwhile, how can I help make it suck less?
sku: K-137
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Let’s do this.
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Your success makes us feel like failures. Congratulations.
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I take my tea in a wine glass filled with wine.
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I’m still stalking you. Letterpress printed on recycled paper. Comes with coordinating envelope and packaged in cellophane sleeve.