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(Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD
sku: K-230
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I celebrate the day you were BORN by getting myself something real pretty.
sku: K-229
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RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re obsolete.
sku: K-227
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Newborn* *Comes with lifetime guarantee and that new baby smell.
sku: K-226
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I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.
sku: K-225
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I love you intensely.
sku: K-231
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Santa! $25/MEET&GREET (Includes nightmares and photo.)
sku: H-047
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“I’m watching you.” -Santa Claus
sku: H-046
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My New Year’s RESOLUTIONS are to send out Christmas cards and join a gym. Or is it to… send back food I don’t like and join a cult?
sku: H-044
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