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NO SOLICITORS unless you are dipped in chocolate.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. (Snail Mail)
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Papa, can you hear me?
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PINCH ME!
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I’m afraid motherhood is a chronic condition and you have all the symptoms.
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Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs
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NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.
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I just want your extra time and your… kiss.
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Yes, happy bird day.
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NO SOLICITORS unless you are dipped in chocolate.