Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

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Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Housewarming
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.

    sku: K-097
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  2. (Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD

    sku: K-230
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  3. Newborn* *Comes with lifetime guarantee and that new baby smell.

    sku: K-226
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  4. “I’m watching you.” -Santa Claus

    sku: H-046
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  5. PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.

    sku: K-181

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  6. If she could just get her paws on that naughty list.

    sku: H-041
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  7. HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?

    sku: K-221
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  8. The fight began innocently enough but would end in a bloodbath.

    sku: H-019
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  9. MUST. ENJOY. WINTER.

    sku: H-032
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  10. Nice house.

    sku: K-209
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  11. I’m a really big fan.

    sku: K-202
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  12. This is HUGE.

    sku: K-246
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  13. LIFE. You better pack spare underpants.

    sku: K-201
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  14. Mozart WROTE HIS FIRST SYMPHONY WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. But whatever you’re doing is cool too.

    sku: K-189
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  15. Deer John,

    sku: K-075
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  16. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.

    sku: K-194
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