Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

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Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Best of Luck
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Housewarming
Invitation
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.

    sku: K-190
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  2. HOSPITALS Come for the food, stay for the staph infection.

    sku: W-015
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  3. Conductor

    sku: M-018
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  4. ROUNDUP

    sku: M-017
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  5. My work here is done.

    sku: W-005

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  6. That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.

    sku: K-060
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  7. This is a birthday card, not a bill. HALLELUJAH.

    sku: K-061
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  8. I checked myself into this mental institution because I forgot your birthday. I hope you’re happy.

    sku: K-045
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  9. Woot.

    sku: K-069
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  10. BE BOLD

    sku: P-09
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  11. PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?

    sku: K-063
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  12. CONGRATULATIONS on that big thing you got or did or whatever.

    sku: K-067

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  13. She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.

    sku: K-092
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  14. Even birthdays filled her with rage.

    sku: K-147
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  15. “Happy birthday.” -Gandhi

    sku: K-138
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  16. YOU ROCK.

    sku: K-017
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