Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Blackmail was at the top of her list, followed by revenge. *Boxed set of 8*
sku: BH-034
$24.00
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SLEEP. eat. poop. Repeat.
sku: K-019B
$4.50
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I’m sorry life handed you that poop sandwich when you obviously ordered the soup.
sku: K-195
$0.00
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And will you treat her every whim with the utmost seriousness?
sku: K-245
$4.50
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MINNESOTA (N)ICE.
sku: H-021
$0.00
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WHOOO is older today?
sku: K-238
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Unable to purchase at this time.
“dial B for Birthday”
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Hi neighbor!
sku: K-249
$4.50
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So long suckers. (Boy)
sku: K-247
$4.50
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I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.
sku: K-243
$4.50
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You’re still YOUNG in dog years.
sku: K-241
$1.00
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IT COULD BE WORSE.
sku: K-177
$1.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
sku: K-145
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Unable to purchase at this time.
I’m afraid motherhood is a chronic condition and you have all the symptoms.
sku: K-095
$1.00
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Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs
sku: K-086
$4.50
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I just want your extra time and your… kiss.
sku: K-224
$4.50
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