Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.
sku: K-097
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(Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD
sku: K-230
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Newborn* *Comes with lifetime guarantee and that new baby smell.
sku: K-226
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“I’m watching you.” -Santa Claus
sku: H-046
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PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.
sku: K-181
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If she could just get her paws on that naughty list.
sku: H-041
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
sku: K-221
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The fight began innocently enough but would end in a bloodbath.
sku: H-019
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MUST. ENJOY. WINTER.
sku: H-032
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Nice house.
sku: K-209
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I’m a really big fan.
sku: K-202
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This is HUGE.
sku: K-246
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LIFE. You better pack spare underpants.
sku: K-201
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Mozart WROTE HIS FIRST SYMPHONY WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. But whatever you’re doing is cool too.
sku: K-189
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Deer John,
sku: K-075
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.
sku: K-194
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