Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

And will you treat her every whim with the utmost seriousness?
sku: K-245
$4.50
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MINNESOTA (N)ICE.
sku: H-021
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WHOOO is older today?
sku: K-238
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“dial B for Birthday”
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Hi neighbor!
sku: K-249
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So long suckers. (Boy)
sku: K-247
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I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.
sku: K-243
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You’re still YOUNG in dog years.
sku: K-241
$1.00
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IT COULD BE WORSE.
sku: K-177
$1.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
sku: K-145
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I’m afraid motherhood is a chronic condition and you have all the symptoms.
sku: K-095
$1.00
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Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs
sku: K-086
$4.50
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Yes, happy bird day.
sku: K-228
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(Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD
sku: K-230
$4.50
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“I’m watching you.” -Santa Claus
sku: H-046
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My New Year’s RESOLUTIONS are to send out Christmas cards and join a gym. Or is it to… send back food I don’t like and join a cult?
sku: H-044
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