Retired Cards, Coasters, and Mixpaks

All
New!
Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Best of Luck
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Housewarming
Invitation
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. I checked myself into this mental institution because I forgot your birthday. I hope you’re happy.

    sku: K-045
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  2. Are we there yet?

    sku: H-003
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  3. “Goose? Ew.” -Tiny Tim Letterpress printed on recycled paper. Comes with coordinating envelope and packaged in cellophane sleeve.

    sku: H-031
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  4. This time of year fills me with greed.

    sku: H-001
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  5. PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?

    sku: K-063
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  6. CONGRATULATIONS on that big thing you got or did or whatever.

    sku: K-067

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  7. She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piƱata with real animal entrails.

    sku: K-092
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  8. Even birthdays filled her with rage.

    sku: K-147
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  9. YOU ROCK.

    sku: K-017
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  10. WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.

    sku: K-148
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  11. HIGH FIVE!

    sku: K-127
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  12. Thinking of you.

    sku: K-081
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  13. HEAVEN is a castle infested with tuna-filled mice.

    sku: K-165
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  14. Thinking of Hugh.

    sku: K-107
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  15. YOUR LOVE is better than a defibrillator.

    sku: K-169

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  16. If by battling my illness, you mean kicking its ass.

    sku: K-128
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