Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

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Halloween
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Be-lated birthday
Birthday
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Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. “Happy birthday.” -Gandhi

    sku: K-138
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  2. I am full of gratitude.

    sku: K-105
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  3. And when one isn’t forthcoming regarding age on their birthday, simply saw off the leg and count the rings.

    sku: K-142
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  4. Clown! $25/BIRTHDAY PARTY (Includes nightmares and cake.)

    sku: K-143
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  5. YOU ROCK.

    sku: K-017
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  6. WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.

    sku: K-148
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  7. Don’t step in the birthday present I made for you.

    sku: K-157
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  8. Thinking of you.

    sku: K-081
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  9. You are so gangster.

    sku: K-156
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  10. Damn, Jesus punk’d us so good.

    sku: K-152
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  11. OMG, just take the stupid picture for the Christmas card.

    sku: H-045
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  12. This time of year fills me with greed.

    sku: H-001
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  13. “Goose? Ew.” -Tiny Tim Letterpress printed on recycled paper. Comes with coordinating envelope and packaged in cellophane sleeve.

    sku: H-031
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  14. Because it’s there. (AND BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE LIKE, “DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, TAKE US SLEDDING.”)

    sku: H-008

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  15. Are we there yet?

    sku: H-003
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  16. It would not take long for the madness of Winter to descend upon the little house.

    sku: H-020
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