Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

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Housewarming
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Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

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  1. The strong would survive the Winter. The weak would, of course, be eaten.

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  2. A Christmas miracle.

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  3. Their prayers for an end to winter were answered when they were devoured by wolves.

    sku: H-033
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  4. Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.

    sku: K-052
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  5. EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

    sku: K-050
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  6. PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?

    sku: K-063
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  7. Marriage is a duel to the death… -G.k. Chesterton

    sku: K-096
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  8. She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piƱata with real animal entrails.

    sku: K-092
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  9. RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re a quitter.

    sku: K-149
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  10. Even birthdays filled her with rage.

    sku: K-147
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  11. “Happy birthday.” -Gandhi

    sku: K-138
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  12. I am full of gratitude.

    sku: K-105
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  13. And when one isn’t forthcoming regarding age on their birthday, simply saw off the leg and count the rings.

    sku: K-142
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  14. Clown! $25/BIRTHDAY PARTY (Includes nightmares and cake.)

    sku: K-143
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  15. YOU ROCK.

    sku: K-017
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  16. WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.

    sku: K-148
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