Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Don’t step in the birthday present I made for you.
sku: K-157
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Thinking of you.
sku: K-081
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You are so gangster.
sku: K-156
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Damn, Jesus punk’d us so good.
sku: K-152
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OMG, just take the stupid picture for the Christmas card.
sku: H-045
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I told you this wasn’t a themed birthday party.
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This time of year fills me with greed.
sku: H-001
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“Goose? Ew.” -Tiny Tim Letterpress printed on recycled paper. Comes with coordinating envelope and packaged in cellophane sleeve.
sku: H-031
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Because it’s there. (AND BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE LIKE, “DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, TAKE US SLEDDING.”)
sku: H-008
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Are we there yet?
sku: H-003
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It would not take long for the madness of Winter to descend upon the little house.
sku: H-020
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OMG, Balthasar. THERE. The star is right there.
sku: H-039
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TIRED of feeling TIGHT and TENSE?
sku: K-032
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GETTING OLD IS BETTER THAN being crushed by a car.
sku: K-171
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HEY BIG MAN
sku: K-002
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HEAVEN is a castle infested with tuna-filled mice.
sku: K-165
$4.50
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