Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Nice ball.
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Merry Christmas * Love, This Perfect Family
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A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.
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SLEEP. eat. poop. Repeat.
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I’m sorry life handed you that poop sandwich when you obviously ordered the soup.
sku: K-195
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MINNESOTA (N)ICE.
sku: H-021
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WHOOO is older today?
sku: K-238
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“dial B for Birthday”
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So long suckers.
sku: K-247
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I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.
sku: K-243
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You’re still YOUNG in dog years.
sku: K-241
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I’M GLAD YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED AND I’M NOT.
sku: K-034
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IT COULD BE WORSE.
sku: K-177
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
sku: K-145
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Papa, can you hear me?
sku: K-119
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Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs
sku: K-086
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