Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

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Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Best of Luck
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Housewarming
Invitation
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.

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  2. SLEEP. eat. poop. Repeat.

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  3. MINNESOTA (N)ICE.

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  4. WHOOO is older today?

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  5. “dial B for Birthday”

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  6. IT COULD BE WORSE.

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  7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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  8. Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs

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  9. NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.

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  10. PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.

    sku: K-181

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  11. Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.

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  12. Nice house.

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  13. I’m a really big fan.

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  14. LIFE. You better pack spare underpants.

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  15. Mozart WROTE HIS FIRST SYMPHONY WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. But whatever you’re doing is cool too.

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  16. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.

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