Retired Cards, Coasters, and Mixpaks

All
New!
Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Best of Luck
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Housewarming
Invitation
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. WHOOO is older today?

    sku: K-238

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  2. IT COULD BE WORSE.

    sku: K-177
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  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

    sku: K-145

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  4. Because it’s there. (AND BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE LIKE, “DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, TAKE US SLEDDING.”)

    sku: H-008

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  5. Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs

    sku: K-086
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  6. NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.

    sku: K-097
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  7. PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.

    sku: K-181

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    Unable to purchase at this time.

  8. Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.

    sku: K-198

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  9. It would not take long for the madness of Winter to descend upon the little house.

    sku: H-020
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  10. Nice house.

    sku: K-209
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  11. LIFE. You better pack spare underpants.

    sku: K-201
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  12. Mozart WROTE HIS FIRST SYMPHONY WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. But whatever you’re doing is cool too.

    sku: K-189
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  13. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.

    sku: K-194
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  14. Conductor

    sku: M-018
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  15. My work here is done.

    sku: W-005

    Unable to purchase at this time.

  16. This is a birthday card, not a bill. HALLELUJAH.

    sku: K-061
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