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Excuse me, do you have water that tastes more like vodka?
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This card would better if it was wrapped in bacon.
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Marriage is a duel to the death… -G.k. Chesterton
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She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.
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Not your typical chicken.
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RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re a quitter.
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I’M SORRY that my evil twin said or did that mean stuff to you.
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Even birthdays filled her with rage.
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Work it, Dad!
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Excuse me, do you have water that tastes more like vodka?