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  1. “Happy birthday.” -Gandhi

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  2. You look like a monkey and you act like one too.

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  3. I am full of gratitude.

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  4. Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, I’ve got your ass covered.

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  5. And when one isn’t forthcoming regarding age on their birthday, simply saw off the leg and count the rings.

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  6. Congratulations, you finished learning.

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  7. Clown! $25/BIRTHDAY PARTY (Includes nightmares and cake.)

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  8. YOU ROCK.

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  9. WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.

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