RETIRED PRODUCT

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Not your typical chicken.
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Even birthdays filled her with rage.
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I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH but my parrot can. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
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I am full of gratitude.
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And when one isn’t forthcoming regarding age on their birthday, simply saw off the leg and count the rings.
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Clown! $25/BIRTHDAY PARTY (Includes nightmares and cake.)
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YOU ROCK.
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WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.
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HIGH FIVE!
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Don’t step in the birthday present I made for you.
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RAISE THE ROOF.
sku: K-135
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Thinking of you.
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You are so gangster.
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This time of year fills me with greed.
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“Goose? Ew.” -Tiny Tim Letterpress printed on recycled paper. Comes with coordinating envelope and packaged in cellophane sleeve.
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Because it’s there. (AND BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE LIKE, “DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, TAKE US SLEDDING.”)
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