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The strong would survive the Winter. The weak would, of course, be eaten.
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I’ll celebrate Christmas however I damn well please.
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Their prayers for an end to winter were answered when they were devoured by wolves.
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I hope she likes thoughts that count.
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Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.
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EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
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I do say, this would be much more fun if my balls weren’t frozen.
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PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?
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CONGRATULATIONS on that big thing you got or did or whatever.
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There are no words.
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Marriage is a duel to the death… -G.k. Chesterton
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She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.
sku: K-092
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Not your typical chicken.
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RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re a quitter.
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Even birthdays filled her with rage.
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I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH but my parrot can. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
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The strong would survive the Winter. The weak would, of course, be eaten.

I’ll celebrate Christmas however I damn well please.

Their prayers for an end to winter were answered when they were devoured by wolves.

I hope she likes thoughts that count.

Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.

EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

I do say, this would be much more fun if my balls weren’t frozen.

PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?

CONGRATULATIONS on that big thing you got or did or whatever.

There are no words.

Marriage is a duel to the death… -G.k. Chesterton

She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.

Not your typical chicken.

RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re a quitter.

Even birthdays filled her with rage.

I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH but my parrot can. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU