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Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Halloween
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.

    sku: K-194
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  2. Casanova Luminary – You know what to do.

    sku: T-005
    $2.00

    Product not in stock.

  3. It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.

    sku: K-190
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  4. Freewheelin’ Ladies

    sku: M-009
    $0.00

    Product not in stock.

  5. Busking Can

    sku:
    $2.00

    Product not in stock.

  6. Kick Me!

    sku: T-001
    $2.00

    Product not in stock.

  7. Decorative Luminary

    sku: T-004
    $2.00

    Product not in stock.

  8. Conductor

    sku: M-018
    $0.00

    Product not in stock.

  9. MyPhone

    sku: T-002
    $2.00

    Product not in stock.

  10. Plentiful Goodness

    sku: M-002
    $0.00

    Product not in stock.

  11. ROUNDUP

    sku: M-017
    $0.00

    Product not in stock.

  12. Hello? Is this the police department? I’m calling to report my missing youth.

    sku: K-029
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  13. My work here is done.

    sku: W-005

    Product not in stock.

    Unable to purchase at this time.

  14. rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.

    sku: K-010
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.

  15. That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.

    sku: K-060
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.

  16. Sleep. eat. poop. Repeat.

    sku: K-019GIRL
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.