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My work here is done.
sku: W-005
Product not in stock.
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rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.
sku: K-010
$1.00
Product not in stock.
That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.
sku: K-060
$1.00
Product not in stock.
Sleep. eat. poop. Repeat.
sku: K-019GIRL
$4.50
Product not in stock.
I’m glad you’re having a BABY and I’m not.
sku: W-004
$1.00
Product not in stock.
Yikes! My youth just scurried by.
sku: K-056
$4.50
Product not in stock.
SURPRISE I totally forgot your birthday
sku: K-022
$4.50
Product not in stock.
This is a birthday card, not a bill. HALLELUJAH.
sku: K-061
$0.00
Product not in stock.
Woot.
sku: K-069
$4.50
Product not in stock.
BEEEP. I will be out of the office today due to illness. It has nothing to do with my birthday. Nothing at all.
sku: K-008
$1.00
Product not in stock.
One color, one message. Printed using antique wood type. Limited run. Paired with coordinating Waste-Not envelope. (A7 · 5 1⁄4″ x 7 1⁄4″)

BE BOLD
sku: P-09
$0.00
Product not in stock.
Two-color. Printed using salvaged and antique type on heavy coaster paper. Aesop’s Fable: Pride goeth before a fall. 19″x13.5″

Wounds & Shame
sku: P-01
$30.00
Product not in stock.
You’re hot.
sku: K-046
$1.00
Product not in stock.
Three colors. Printed on heavy coaster paper using antique wood type. 17.5″x12″

Ink it Up.
sku: P-02
$30.00
Product not in stock.
Three colors. Printed on chipboard. 19″x12.5″

Ink it Up.
sku: P-03
$30.00
Product not in stock.
Four color + one blind deboss. Printed on gray book board. 10.5″x10.5″

meat & dairy
sku: P-04
$30.00
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My work here is done.

rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.

That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.

Sleep. eat. poop. Repeat.

I’m glad you’re having a BABY and I’m not.

Yikes! My youth just scurried by.

SURPRISE I totally forgot your birthday

This is a birthday card, not a bill. HALLELUJAH.

Woot.

BEEEP. I will be out of the office today due to illness. It has nothing to do with my birthday. Nothing at all.

BE BOLD

Wounds & Shame

You’re hot.

Ink it Up.

Ink it Up.

meat & dairy