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These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

LIFE. You better pack spare underpants.
sku: K-201
$4.50
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite dog person.
sku: k-199
$4.50
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I buried the birthday present I made for you.
sku: K-204
$4.50
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Mozart WROTE HIS FIRST SYMPHONY WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. But whatever you’re doing is cool too.
sku: K-189
$0.00
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Deer John,
sku: K-075
$1.00
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It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.
sku: K-190
$4.50
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Freewheelin’ Ladies
sku: M-009
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Conductor
sku: M-018
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Plentiful Goodness
sku: M-002
$0.00
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ROUNDUP
sku: M-017
$0.00
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Hello? Is this the police department? I’m calling to report my missing youth.
sku: K-029
$4.50
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My work here is done.
sku: W-005
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Unable to purchase at this time.
rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.
sku: K-010
$1.00
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That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.
sku: K-060
$1.00
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Yikes! My youth just scurried by.
sku: K-056
$4.50
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SURPRISE I totally forgot your birthday
sku: K-022
$4.50
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