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COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?
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You’re still YOUNG in dog years.
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IT COULD BE WORSE.
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Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs
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Newborn* *Comes with lifetime guarantee and that new baby smell.
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I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.
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I love you intensely.
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My New Year’s RESOLUTIONS are to send out Christmas cards and join a gym. Or is it to… send back food I don’t like and join a cult?
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Mother, let us not dwell on the memories of my underage drinking, academic probation, or brush with the law. Let us instead remember the flaws of your other children.
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BORN THAT WAY.
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If she could just get her paws on that naughty list.
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TANKS.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
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COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?

You’re still YOUNG in dog years.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. (Snail Mail)

I’m afraid motherhood is a chronic condition and you have all the symptoms.

Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs

NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.

Newborn* *Comes with lifetime guarantee and that new baby smell.

I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.

I love you intensely.

My New Year’s RESOLUTIONS are to send out Christmas cards and join a gym. Or is it to… send back food I don’t like and join a cult?

Mother, let us not dwell on the memories of my underage drinking, academic probation, or brush with the law. Let us instead remember the flaws of your other children.

BORN THAT WAY.

If she could just get her paws on that naughty list.

TANKS.

HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?