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Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Halloween
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?

    sku: K-242
    $4.50

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  2. You’re still YOUNG in dog years.

    sku: K-241
    $1.00

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  3. IT COULD BE WORSE.

    sku: K-177
    $1.00

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  4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. (Snail Mail)

    sku: K-145
    $1.00

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  5. I’m afraid motherhood is a chronic condition and you have all the symptoms.

    sku: K-095
    $1.00

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  6. Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs

    sku: K-086
    $4.50

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  7. NO SOLICITORS unless you are wrapped in bacon.

    sku: K-097
    $1.00

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  8. Newborn* *Comes with lifetime guarantee and that new baby smell.

    sku: K-226
    $4.50

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  9. I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.

    sku: K-225
    $4.50

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  10. I love you intensely.

    sku: K-231
    $4.50

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  11. My New Year’s RESOLUTIONS are to send out Christmas cards and join a gym. Or is it to… send back food I don’t like and join a cult?

    sku: H-044
    $1.00

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  12. Mother, let us not dwell on the memories of my underage drinking, academic probation, or brush with the law. Let us instead remember the flaws of your other children.

    sku: K-141
    $4.50

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  13. BORN THAT WAY.

    sku: K-215
    $4.50

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  14. If she could just get her paws on that naughty list.

    sku: H-041
    $4.50

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  15. TANKS.

    sku: K-213
    $4.50

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  16. HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?

    sku: K-221
    $4.50

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