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These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. Merry Christmas * Love, This Perfect Family

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  2. Your destination will be on the left. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-049
    $24.00

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  3. Let’s get this party started. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-051
    $24.00

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  4. Santa brings toys to all the good girls and boys. Sorry. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-043
    $24.00

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  5. The moose finally realized that he needed to send cards in order to receive them. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-028
    $24.00

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  6. I’ll celebrate Christmas however I damn well please. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-015
    $24.00

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  7. Their prayers for an end to winter were answered when they were devoured by wolves. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-033
    $24.00

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  8. I want to believe. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-018
    $24.00

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  9. A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.

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  10. Blackmail was at the top of her list, followed by revenge. *Boxed set of 8*

    sku: BH-034
    $24.00

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  11. I’m sorry life handed you that poop sandwich when you obviously ordered the soup.

    sku: K-195
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  12. Getting older just means you can eat as much ice cream as you want. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    sku: K-240
    $4.50

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  13. I’ll be right over to DJ your birthday party.

    sku: K-237
    $4.50

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  14. MINNESOTA (N)ICE.

    sku: H-021
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  15. Hi neighbor!

    sku: K-249
    $4.50

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  16. I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.

    sku: K-243
    $4.50

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