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Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
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Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
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Wedding/Anniversary

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. GETTING OLD IS BETTER THAN being crushed by a car.

    sku: K-171
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  2. AND NOW, you can work at the gas station.

    sku: K-178
    $1.00

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  3. PARTY ANIMAL

    sku: K-159
    $4.50

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  4. To the world he was just an ordinary man but to his children he was a superhero.

    sku: K-090
    $4.50

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  5. HEAVEN is a castle infested with tuna-filled mice.

    sku: K-165
    $1.00

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  6. Blackmail was at the top of her list, followed by revenge.

    sku: H-034
    $4.50

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  7. He loves her. She loves him. And they both love bacon.

    sku: K-150
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  8. Thinking of Hugh.

    sku: K-107
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  9. YOUR LOVE is better than a defibrillator.

    sku: K-169
    $1.00

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  10. You’re strange and wonderful.

    sku: W-009
    $4.50

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  11. I love us.

    sku: K-117
    $4.50

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  12. Please accept this as a token of my appreciation.

    sku: K-088
    $4.50

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  13. The recipe called for one cup of wine but she drank two, just to be safe.

    sku: K-129
    $4.50

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  14. mare-see-bow-coo

    sku: K-173
    $4.50

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  15. Is there an app for this?

    sku: K-191
    $1.00

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  16. LOVE. May cause dizziness, drymouth, and nudity.

    sku: K-186
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.