Retired Cards, Coasters, and Mixpaks

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

All
New!
Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Best of Luck
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Housewarming
Invitation
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. YOU’RE OLD NOW.

    sku: K-261
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  2. Make this year your bitch.

    sku: K-256
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  3. Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?

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  4. WHOOO is older today?

    sku: K-238

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  5. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

    sku: K-145

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  6. Mozart WROTE HIS FIRST SYMPHONY WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. But whatever you’re doing is cool too.

    sku: K-189
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  7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.

    sku: K-194
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  8. This is a birthday card, not a bill. HALLELUJAH.

    sku: K-061
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  9. PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?

    sku: K-063
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  10. She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.

    sku: K-092
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  11. Even birthdays filled her with rage.

    sku: K-147
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  12. YOU ROCK.

    sku: K-017
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  13. WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.

    sku: K-148
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  14. HIGH FIVE!

    sku: K-127
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