RETIRED PRODUCT

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Cheer up, YOU COULD BE TWO BALD MEN.
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$1.00
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Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?
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$4.50
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A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.
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$4.50
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Getting older just means you can eat as much ice cream as you want. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
sku: K-240
$4.50
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I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.
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$4.50
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COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?
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$4.50
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. (Snail Mail)
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$1.00
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I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.
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$4.50
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BORN THAT WAY.
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$4.50
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This is HUGE.
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$4.50
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I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.
sku: K-206
$4.50
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I buried the birthday present I made for you.
sku: K-204
$4.50
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It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.
sku: K-190
$4.50
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Hello? Is this the police department? I’m calling to report my missing youth.
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$4.50
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rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.
sku: K-010
$1.00
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Yikes! My youth just scurried by.
sku: K-056
$4.50
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