Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?
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A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.
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I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.
sku: K-243
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Yes, happy bird day.
sku: K-228
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(Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD
sku: K-230
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Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.
sku: K-198
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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.
sku: K-222
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BORN THAT WAY.
sku: K-215
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
sku: K-221
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This is HUGE.
sku: K-246
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I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.
sku: K-206
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite dog person.
sku: k-199
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I buried the birthday present I made for you.
sku: K-204
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Hello? Is this the police department? I’m calling to report my missing youth.
sku: K-029
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rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.
sku: K-010
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That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.
sku: K-060
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