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These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Cheer up, YOU COULD BE TWO BALD MEN.
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Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?
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$4.50
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A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.
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I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.
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COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?
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BORN THAT WAY.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
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I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.
sku: K-206
$4.50
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite dog person.
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I buried the birthday present I made for you.
sku: K-204
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It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.
sku: K-190
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Hello? Is this the police department? I’m calling to report my missing youth.
sku: K-029
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rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.
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That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.
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Yikes! My youth just scurried by.
sku: K-056
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EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
sku: K-050
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