Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

All
freindship
Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Housewarming
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?

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  2. A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.

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  3. I AM NOT old I’M JUST DEHYDRATED.

    sku: K-243
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  4. Yes, happy bird day.

    sku: K-228
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  5. (Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD

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  6. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.

    sku: K-222
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  7. HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?

    sku: K-221
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  8. This is HUGE.

    sku: K-246
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  9. I buried the birthday present I made for you.

    sku: K-204
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  10. rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.

    sku: K-010
    $1.00

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  11. Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.

    sku: K-052
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  12. EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

    sku: K-050
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  13. Clown! $25/BIRTHDAY PARTY (Includes nightmares and cake.)

    sku: K-143
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