Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Mazel tov, bitches.
sku: K-250
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You’re PURRRFECT.
sku: K-254
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Cheer up, YOU COULD BE TWO BALD MEN.
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MY DAY IS also a total sh*t show.
sku: K-258
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Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?
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A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.
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Hi neighbor!
sku: K-249
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Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs
sku: K-086
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BORN THAT WAY.
sku: K-215
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
sku: K-221
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Each and every SNOWFLAKE is unique and tries to bury you alive.
sku: H-027
$4.50
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Each and every SNOWFLAKE is unique and tries to bury you alive. quantity

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Their prayers for an end to winter were answered when they were devoured by wolves.
sku: H-033
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EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
sku: K-050
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She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.
sku: K-092
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Blackmail was at the top of her list, followed by revenge.
sku: H-034
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The recipe called for one cup of wine but she drank two, just to be safe.
sku: K-129
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