RETIRED PRODUCT

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

All
Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Halloween
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. You’re PURRRFECT.

    sku: K-254
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  2. Cheer up, YOU COULD BE TWO BALD MEN.

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    $1.00

    Product not in stock.

  3. MY DAY IS also a total sh*t show.

    sku: K-258
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  4. Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?

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    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  5. A GAME OF TELEPHONE. Her name is Bella Fone. A dame’s better left alone. Better to mend a SWEATER. Better just send a letter.

    sku:
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.

  6. A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.

    sku:
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  7. Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs

    sku: K-086
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  8. BORN THAT WAY.

    sku: K-215
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  9. Their prayers for an end to winter were answered when they were devoured by wolves.

    sku: H-033
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  10. EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

    sku: K-050
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  11. She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.

    sku: K-092
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  12. Not your typical chicken.

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    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  13. YOU ROCK.

    sku: K-017
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  14. You’re strange and wonderful.

    sku: W-009
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  15. The recipe called for one cup of wine but she drank two, just to be safe.

    sku: K-129
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  16. Is there an app for this?

    sku: K-191
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.