Retired Cards, Coasters, Mixpaks, and Prints

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

These cards & coasters are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

Mazel tov, bitches.
sku: K-250
$4.50
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You’re PURRRFECT.
sku: K-254
$4.50
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MY DAY IS also a total sh*t show.
sku: K-258
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Are you ladies ready to get your krunk on?
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A real card says I CARE more than everyone else.
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$4.50
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Hi neighbor!
sku: K-249
$4.50
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BORN THAT WAY.
sku: K-215
$4.50
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
sku: K-221
$4.50
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LIFE. You better pack spare underpants.
sku: K-201
$4.50
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It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.
sku: K-190
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Thinking of you.
sku: K-081
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The recipe called for one cup of wine but she drank two, just to be safe.
sku: K-129
$4.50
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Is there an app for this?
sku: K-191
$1.00
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Does bowling mean I’m supercool or superold?
sku: K-055
$4.50
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