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Yikes! My youth just scurried by.
sku: K-056
$4.50
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I hope she likes thoughts that count.
sku: H-013
$1.00
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Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.
sku: K-052
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EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
sku: K-050
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PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?
sku: K-063
$1.00
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She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.
sku: K-092
$4.50
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Not your typical chicken.
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And when one isn’t forthcoming regarding age on their birthday, simply saw off the leg and count the rings.
sku: K-142
$1.00
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Clown! $25/BIRTHDAY PARTY (Includes nightmares and cake.)
sku: K-143
$4.50
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YOU ROCK.
sku: K-017
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WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.
sku: K-148
$4.50
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RAISE THE ROOF.
sku: K-135
$4.50
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PARTY ANIMAL
sku: K-159
$4.50
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You’re strange and wonderful.
sku: W-009
$4.50
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Does bowling mean I’m supercool or superold?
sku: K-055
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