RETIRED PRODUCT

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Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Halloween
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Holiday (Season's Greetings - boxed)
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

These products are, SADLY, Not For Sale.

  1. I hope she likes thoughts that count.

    sku: H-013
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.

  2. Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.

    sku: K-052
    $1.00

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  3. EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

    sku: K-050
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  4. PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?

    sku: K-063
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.

  5. She knew kids loved surprises and so she filled the piñata with real animal entrails.

    sku: K-092
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  6. Not your typical chicken.

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    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  7. And when one isn’t forthcoming regarding age on their birthday, simply saw off the leg and count the rings.

    sku: K-142
    $1.00

    Product not in stock.

  8. Clown! $25/BIRTHDAY PARTY (Includes nightmares and cake.)

    sku: K-143
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  9. YOU ROCK.

    sku: K-017
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  10. WISDOM CAME WITH AGE AND THAT’S HOW SHE KNEW cocktails came with birthdays.

    sku: K-148
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  11. RAISE THE ROOF.

    sku: K-135
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  12. PARTY ANIMAL

    sku: K-159
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  13. You’re strange and wonderful.

    sku: W-009
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.

  14. Does bowling mean I’m supercool or superold?

    sku: K-055
    $4.50

    Product not in stock.