Greeting Cards

Our cards are printed on 100% recycled (30% post-consumer waste) or 100% tree-free cotton paper developed especially for letterpress printing. Ink is mixed by hand and letterpress printed on an A2 sized card (4.25×5.5). Cards are blank on the inside and packaged in a cello sleeve with lovely envelope.

Greeting Cards
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***CLEARANCE MIXPAKS***
**CLEARANCE CARDS**

?!%$ this ?!%$.
sku: K-176
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Mazel tov, bitches.
sku: K-250
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WTF?
sku: K-253
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MY DAY IS also a total sh*t show.
sku: K-258
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Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs
sku: K-086
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MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.
sku: K-217
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Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.
sku: K-198
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BORN THAT WAY.
sku: K-215
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THAT IS [fork]ED UP.
sku: K-223
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Each and every SNOWFLAKE is unique and tries to bury you alive.
sku: H-027
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DEAR SNOW, Um, less is totally more.
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So misunderstood.
sku: K-098
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Excuse me, do you have water that tastes more like vodka?
sku: K-132
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This card would better if it was wrapped in bacon.
sku: K-099
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Not your typical chicken.
sku: K-111
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Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, I’ve got your ass covered.
sku: K-161
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?!%$ this ?!%$.

Mazel tov, bitches.

WTF?

MY DAY IS also a total sh*t show.

Dearest Pevenshire, I find this whole exchange to be in rather bad taste. Sincerely, Lord Crackerballs

MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.

Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.

BORN THAT WAY.

THAT IS [fork]ED UP.

Each and every SNOWFLAKE is unique and tries to bury you alive.

DEAR SNOW, Um, less is totally more.

So misunderstood.

Excuse me, do you have water that tastes more like vodka?

This card would better if it was wrapped in bacon.

Not your typical chicken.

Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, I’ve got your ass covered.