Greeting Cards

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Apology
Appreciation
Baby
Be-lated birthday
Best of Luck
Birthday
Bon Voyage
Break-up
Chanukah
Congratulations
Easter
Father's Day
Friendship
Get Well (Encouragement)
Graduation
Holiday (Season's Greetings)
Housewarming
Invitation
Mother's Day
Pet Sympathy
Random
Relationship (Valentine)
Retirement
St. Patrick's Day
Sympathy/Empathy
Wedding/Anniversary

Our cards are printed on 100% recycled (30% post-consumer waste) or 100% tree-free cotton paper developed especially for letterpress printing. Ink is mixed by hand and letterpress printed on an A2 sized card (4.25×5.5). Cards are blank on the inside and packaged in a cello sleeve with lovely envelope.

  1. My therapist told me to tell you Happy Mother’s Day.

    sku: K-220
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  2. MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.

    sku: K-217
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  3. Dad says, GO TO BED so he can eat all the ice cream and not watch your shows.

    sku: K-203
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  4. PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.

    sku: K-181
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  5. May the road rise to meet you, and may your neighbor never catch you pooping in their yard.

    sku: K-193
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  6. Mother, let us not dwell on the memories of my underage drinking, academic probation, or brush with the law. Let us instead remember the flaws of your other children.

    sku: K-141
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  7. I’m sorry life handed you that poop sandwich when you obviously ordered the soup.

    sku: K-195
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  8. Dear school, Thanks for the lice and math anxiety. Sincerely, Me

    sku: K-123
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  9. Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.

    sku: K-198
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  10. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY ~ LOVE, Your Favorite Child

    sku: k-174
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  11. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.

    sku: K-222
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  12. BORN THAT WAY.

    sku: K-215
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  13. IT* IS WHAT IT* IS. *Total bullshit.

    sku: K-212
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  14. THAT IS [fork]ED UP.

    sku: K-223
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  15. If she could just get her paws on that naughty list.

    sku: H-041
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  16. IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO. BUT ONLY ONE TO MAKE A SCENE AT THE WEDDING RECEPTION.

    sku: K-219
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