GREETING CARDS

GREETING CARDS
CLEARANCE CARDS
BOXED CARDS
CAN*CARDS
MAKE*READY SERIES
MIX*PAKS
RETIRED PRODUCT

Our cards are printed on 100% recycled (30% post-consumer waste) or 100% tree-free cotton paper developed especially for letterpress printing. Ink is mixed by hand and letterpress printed on an A2 sized card (4.25×5.5). Cards are blank on the inside and packaged in a cello sleeve with lovely envelope.

You forgot my birthday but I didn’t forget yours.
sku: K-104
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You’re a beast.
sku: K-106
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I can’t wait for my birthday hangover.
sku: K-039
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I can't wait for my birthday hangover. quantity

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Excuse me, do you have water that tastes more like vodka?
sku: K-132
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Excuse me, do you have water that tastes more like vodka? quantity

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This card would better if it was wrapped in bacon.
sku: K-099
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RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re a quitter.
sku: K-149
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I’M SORRY that my evil twin said or did that mean stuff to you.
sku: K-133
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Work it, Dad!
sku: K-113
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“Happy birthday.” -Gandhi
sku: K-138
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You look like a monkey and you act like one too.
sku: K-131
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Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, I’ve got your ass covered.
sku: K-161
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Congratulations, you finished learning.
sku: K-162
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XO!
sku: K-074
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Forgive me Father for the sins I will most likely commit on St. Patrick’s Day.
sku: K-139
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Everybody talked about the Easter baskets. Nobody talked about THE LASERS.
sku: K-115
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Everybody talked about the Easter baskets. Nobody talked about THE LASERS. quantity

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And so, Papa Bear tore Goldilocks limb from limb. The End
sku: K-112
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You forgot my birthday but I didn’t forget yours.

You’re a beast.

I can’t wait for my birthday hangover.

Excuse me, do you have water that tastes more like vodka?

This card would better if it was wrapped in bacon.

RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re a quitter.

I’M SORRY that my evil twin said or did that mean stuff to you.

Work it, Dad!

“Happy birthday.” -Gandhi

You look like a monkey and you act like one too.

Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, I’ve got your ass covered.

Congratulations, you finished learning.

XO!

Forgive me Father for the sins I will most likely commit on St. Patrick’s Day.

Everybody talked about the Easter baskets. Nobody talked about THE LASERS.

And so, Papa Bear tore Goldilocks limb from limb. The End