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And so, Papa Bear tore Goldilocks limb from limb. The End
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Damn, Jesus punk’d us so good.
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Mother’s Day?
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Listen up old man: For the next eighteen years, I own you.
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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY ~ LOVE, Your Favorite Child
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He ruled his kingdom with good cheer and a roll of duct tape.
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I don’t do birthdays.
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OMG, just take the stupid picture for the Christmas card.
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I told you this wasn’t a themed birthday party.
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And so, Papa Bear tore Goldilocks limb from limb. The End