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Yikes! My youth just scurried by.
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SURPRISE I totally forgot your birthday
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This is a birthday card, not a bill. HALLELUJAH.
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I checked myself into this mental institution because I forgot your birthday. I hope you’re happy.
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OMGUR6T
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Woot.
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BEEEP. I will be out of the office today due to illness. It has nothing to do with my birthday. Nothing at all.
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One color, one message. Printed using antique wood type. Limited run. Paired with coordinating Waste-Not envelope. (A7 · 5 1⁄4″ x 7 1⁄4″)

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Yikes! My youth just scurried by.