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It’s not the work I hate. It’s the people.
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My work here is done.
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Make it a double, it’s your birthday.
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Oh, kitty. Where have the years gone?
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rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.
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That’s “MR. Happy Birthday” to you.
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The Woody
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t-o-r-t-u-r-e
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You make this, you live. GOOD LUCK.
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It’s not the work I hate. It’s the people.