GREETING CARDS

GREETING CARDS
CLEARANCE CARDS
BOXED CARDS
MAKE*READY SERIES
MIX*PAKS
RETIRED PRODUCT

Our cards are printed on 100% recycled (30% post-consumer waste) or 100% tree-free cotton paper developed especially for letterpress printing. Ink is mixed by hand and letterpress printed on an A2 sized card (4.25×5.5). Cards are blank on the inside and packaged in a cello sleeve with lovely envelope.

RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re obsolete.
sku: K-227
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Santa! $25/MEET&GREET (Includes nightmares and photo.)
sku: H-047
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“I’m watching you.” -Santa Claus
sku: H-046
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Dad, you are the Original Gangster.
sku: K-216
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kungratyoolayshuns. You done your family real proud.
sku: K-218
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My therapist told me to tell you Happy Mother’s Day.
sku: K-220
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MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.
sku: K-217
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Dad says, GO TO BED so he can eat all the ice cream and not watch your shows.
sku: K-203
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PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.
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Dear school, Thanks for the lice and math anxiety. Sincerely, Me
sku: K-123
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Sometimes I cry when I think of the children that don’t have me as a mom.
sku: K-134
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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY ~ LOVE, Your Favorite Child
sku: k-174
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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.
sku: K-222
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IT* IS WHAT IT* IS. *Total bullshit.
sku: K-212
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THAT IS [fork]ED UP.
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IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO. BUT ONLY ONE TO MAKE A SCENE AT THE WEDDING RECEPTION.
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RETIRING doesn’t mean you’re old, it means you’re obsolete.

Santa! $25/MEET&GREET (Includes nightmares and photo.)

“I’m watching you.” -Santa Claus

Dad, you are the Original Gangster.

kungratyoolayshuns. You done your family real proud.

My therapist told me to tell you Happy Mother’s Day.

MY DIET? Nervous diarrhea and cage-free eggs.

Dad says, GO TO BED so he can eat all the ice cream and not watch your shows.

PARENTHOOD. Like a hangover with less tequila and more vomit in your hair.

Dear school, Thanks for the lice and math anxiety. Sincerely, Me

Sometimes I cry when I think of the children that don’t have me as a mom.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY ~ LOVE, Your Favorite Child

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.

IT* IS WHAT IT* IS. *Total bullshit.

THAT IS [fork]ED UP.

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO. BUT ONLY ONE TO MAKE A SCENE AT THE WEDDING RECEPTION.