Birthday

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Make it a double, it’s your birthday.
sku: K-062
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Oh, kitty. Where have the years gone?
sku: K-031
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rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.
sku: K-010
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You don’t look a day over three.
sku: K-058
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Stereophonic
sku: M-008
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I said I’d get you a birthday CARD not a birthday CAR.
sku: K-041
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Yikes! My youth just scurried by.
sku: K-056
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I checked myself into this mental institution because I forgot your birthday. I hope you’re happy.
sku: K-045
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OMGUR6T
sku: K-070
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OMGUR4T
sku: K-064
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ALRIGHT, put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care.
sku: K-101
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This is a pretty lame birthday party.
sku: K-040
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I hope she likes thoughts that count.
sku: H-013
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Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.
sku: K-052
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EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
sku: K-050
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PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?
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Make it a double, it’s your birthday.

Oh, kitty. Where have the years gone?

rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergency please blow out birthday candles.

You don’t look a day over three.

Stereophonic

I said I’d get you a birthday CARD not a birthday CAR.

Yikes! My youth just scurried by.

I checked myself into this mental institution because I forgot your birthday. I hope you’re happy.

OMGUR6T

OMGUR4T

ALRIGHT, put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care.

This is a pretty lame birthday party.

I hope she likes thoughts that count.

Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.

EH? WHAT’S THAT? WHOSE BIRTHDAY? WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

PSST, is this my birthday party or my funeral?