Birthday

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.
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BORN THAT WAY.
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This is HUGE.
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I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.
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I buried the birthday present I made for you.
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It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.
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BIRTHDAY CAKE? I’ll just have one piece. For each of my arms.
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You. This Year.
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You’re useful and delicious.
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Happy birthday, you tool.
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Jackpot
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Obey me.
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Mood Music
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Hello? Is this the police department? I’m calling to report my missing youth.
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Seedy Motel
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Shindig~Jamboree
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