Birthday

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Yes, happy bird day.
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(Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD
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I celebrate the day you were BORN by getting myself something real pretty.
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I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.
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Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.
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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.
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BORN THAT WAY.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?
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This is HUGE.
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I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite dog person.
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I buried the birthday present I made for you.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.
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It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.
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BIRTHDAY CAKE? I’ll just have one piece. For each of my arms.
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You. This Year.
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Yes, happy bird day.

(Eye chart) YOU ARE OLD

I celebrate the day you were BORN by getting myself something real pretty.

I DID THE MATH and figured out you’re old.

Oh Mother, I won’t put you in a nursing home until you’re totally senile.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. *Happy birthday, nerd.

BORN THAT WAY.

HOW DO YOU MAKE AMAZING LOOK SO EASY?

This is HUGE.

I celebrate the insemination and subsequent gestation that led to your birth.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite dog person.

I buried the birthday present I made for you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite crazy cat lady.

It’s not self-medicating if someone else pours the wine.

BIRTHDAY CAKE? I’ll just have one piece. For each of my arms.

You. This Year.