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Mazel tov, bitches.
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WTF?
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WT(duck)?
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YOU ARE ABOVE AVERAGE!
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PINCH ME!
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This is HUGE.
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You. This Year.
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Did someone say party?
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Woot.
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ALRIGHT, put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care.
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CONGRATULATIONS on that big thing you got or did or whatever.
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You’re a beast.
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RAISE THE ROOF.
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If by different, you mean awesome.
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Your success makes us feel like failures. Congratulations.
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