My SAT scores were never high enough to get me into an Ivy League school. I’m kidding. I never took that stupid test. I’m kidding. That test isn’t stupid. I’m kidding. Yes, it is. I’m not bitter, I’m funny. Tell me I’m funny.
ANYWAY, finally, those Harvard braniacs can correspond properly.
Send me a love letter, Harvard alum, Mark Zuckerberg.
Some of the chosen cards were:
As for that last choice: That gal is talking about his beach ball. HIS BEACH BALL.