If only I could play an instrument or sing or get along with a group of people, I would release an album full of music. I can't do any of those things and so I stand
in my Fortress of Solitude and name imaginary albums. This has been going on for, like, 20 years. Here are a few:
• Liar, You've Never Seen the Moon
• Please Don't Drive Away, My Leg is Hanging Out of the Car
• Why Don't You Need My Wagon?
• That's Not Cake (Don't Eat it)
• He Tries To Control Me With His Eggrolls
And so on.
I will eventually take it a step further and design the album art - a band will come to me and select one and most likely it will go double platinum. I'm pretty sure that's the way it works.
My sister's wedding was on Saturday
and I cried like a baby because I felt nostalgic. My sister used to watch Lamb Chop's Play-Along and I really miss Sherry Lewis.
After the ceremony, I dried my eyes and went to the party. There was a lot of drinking and a lot of dancing. And this album cover was created:
I think it would be good for a funk metal group or maybe spoken word.