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November 14, 2012
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The Winter Walk Home from school included two memorable rituals: Dipping our un-mittened hands in 25¢ Tom Thumb coffee (how old IS she?) and passing by a very high retaining wall.

The wall held up the yard of our enemies: Two freckle-faced, red-headed brothers. These boys went to a Public School and as if that isn't bad enough, they took great pleasure in tormenting me.

I will remind you that this is what I looked like:

Why would anyone want to harm such a sweet creature?

Armed with boulders of snow, poised-and-ready atop the wall — they would wait. Down Vincent Avenue I trudged: snow-pants under my plaid skirt, grease-covered hand-me-down coat, knit cap with sheepskin earflaps.

Again, why would anyone want to harm such a sweet creature?

I won't tell you the ending.

We had a dusting of snow the other day but I knew better than to break out the snow-pants and knit cap. It was merely a teaser, a preview, an appetizer, an AMUSE-GUEULE.

Speaking of snow, here's a new card: 


 

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September 15, 2011
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Everyone knows that discovering a centipede on your toothbrush is an omen. That sounds scary! It is. In my case, the foreshadowing is still in its mystery stage. To be safe, I am zipped up to the neck in a sleeping bag.

In other news: I was almost hit by a car in St. Louis Park today. Hey! THAT'S what the centipede was trying to tell me! Thank you centipede/sorry for telling my husband to make sure he really smashes you.

This change of seasons (mood swing) forced me to think about cold and Winter - and because I always try to find the nugget in the pan - I thought about Santa. Good ol' Santa. I refuse to let him be this one-dimensional "ho, ho, ho-ing" character.

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July 17, 2011
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I have noticed that a lot of people around me have "plans" and "schedules." That is something I've always wanted. Even my days of "working outside of the home" seemed haphazardous. I never knew if or how I'd get to work - would it be the city bus? My friend's pick-up truck? A ride from a stranger? On foot? A police escort? Would I be able to pull-off a cup of coffee before work? Everyone talked about that - the coffee. "Whew, I barely had time for my coffee this morning, the dog just wouldn't do his business!" They had coffee pots with timers - they'd wake up to the smell and sound of a fresh brewing pot. They'd fill their travel mugs and commute to work.

Why couldn't I be like these people? 

My snooze button (invented by the devil) would be pushed at least twice, granting me temporary amnesty - more time to dream about using inappropriately located toilets. A shower could happen but more than likely would not. Teeth brushed just in time to smoke a cigarette and tie my son's shoes.

I know what you're thinking: Glamorous.

A few weeks ago, I started doing the unthinkable: Waking up early and not forcing myself to fall back to sleep.

I actually get out of bed.

I get out of bed, make a smoothie filled with micro-nutrients and whole-food concentrate and go for a bike ride. It seems that other people DO THIS TOO. The paths are full of "others."

I haven't decided if I hate myself for being one of these people. Time will tell.

Anyway, number 7 of the Shea 8 will be getting married this Summer and she needed a program - I gladly volunteered and these were created yesterday:

 

They will contain a disc of music from the ceremony. Understated and cool. Just like my sister. Notice my crummy thumbnail in the upper-left.

Okay, onto something pretty serious.

Kittens.

Watch:


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April 17, 2011
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Two cousins sat in the front seat of the Chevy Malibu.

The car was parked in the driveway and they waited while it ran and the radio played. "I love this song!" the older cousin was delighted and grinned grotesquely.

The meaning of the song was completely lost on the girl. Many other things were lost on the girl. Like: braces, a toothbrush, a proper haircut, and not wearing her uniform on picture day.

The younger cousin would not lose this opportunity to educate her older cousin. She cupped her hands to her mouth and whispered seriously, "he's talking about naked ladies." 

It would take years for the older cousin to make sense of what she heard. What could the lyrics, "My angel is in center field" have to do with naked ladies?

 

ANYWAY, we're doing a project with my cousin (Sarah Gute) and her husband (Brian Gute).

They've ordered the usual: Logo. website, marketing plan. Rototilling. Diaper changing. 

Stay tuned!

 

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November 23, 2008
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For your amusement:

Maniac. (note Paul Westerberg over my left shoulder)My twin.