I'm gonna letterpress print on wood veneer.

WHAT?

People have done it and lived to tell the tale. It's a risk - it's a little bit like the 4th or 5th moon-landing. I know, I know... I can hear your cries, "don't do it, Fran! The risk is too great... Think of your children! Why do you have to be so goddamn beautiful?!" What? I thought that's what I heard.