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May 18, 2012
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One fully loaded California Job Case weighs as much as I do and I have spent the week proving this.

We are in the process of rearranging the shop and I am in the process of atoning for my sins via physical labor — my hair shirt is at the cleaners and flip-flops don't hold small rocks like Uggs.

Here's how it works: I carefully slide one 100 lb case out of the cabinet and onto the floor. 

And then I do that, like, 60 more times.

If I realize there is a case of type I need on the bottom of the pile, I simply pick up each and every case on top of that case and create another pile on the floor.

At some point, intern(s) get involved.

Their apprenticeship is very old-school: They sort type/hate me. That's how they used to do it in the good ol' days, I'm just trying to keep tradition alive.

They'll thank me later.

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March 22, 2012
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Interns make me think of Summer and since we met two potential candidates this week, I think Summer must be approaching. I wanted to have the girls fight to the death for the position but Jen said we could hire both. She is so sensible.

Anyway, Jen's going on vacation tomorrow and that leaves me plenty of time to clean up the blood and call Centerpoint before I dig the grave in my backyard. 

Dear Diary, I witnessed something today that I'm pretty sure is illegal. Anyway, I hope Jen has a nice time in Mexico. Fondly, Fran


 


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November 2, 2011
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My brother played with Legos. The scowl on his face said, Do Not Disturb (I only tried once). His creations were not cute and were not meant for display. There was no absent-minded pawing through the bin - locating the correct piece was serious business and filled with stern determination. 

I tried to play like that but I just couldn't.

I'd happily organize my little water color trays, wiping excess paint off the tray -- rinsing cups, organizing markers in a rainbow spectrum. Finished paintings would be rushed to my parents - and nothing was finished without seeking reaction.

I still seek the reaction but I'm not sure where that tidy part of me went:

I blame the interns. Their willingness to follow orders handicapped me. And without an intern (Summer is over - do you hear me?? OVER.) I'm left to make my own lattes and paw through piles of type.

 

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August 30, 2011
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The New Zealand distributor placed another huge order and I found Jen rocking in the corner, muttering something about paperwork and international shipping. With the intern gone, we are forced to actually PAY OUR EMPLOYEES. What next? Bring your daughter to work day?? Oh, we both do that. Every day.

WHAT?! How did that kitten get in there? They're everywhere.


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August 24, 2011
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The intern packed up her carpetbag and rode away. I felt like we should hug but we didn't - hugs are best left out of print shops. She made this before she left:

Go, my young grasshopper, go and use the life-skills I so generously shared with you.

Fred photographed the new cards - here's my favorite:

That's a true story. 

ALSO: Becki Iverson at Metro Magazine wrote a nice thing about us. I think we'll keep giving out that photo until we are 60 years old.

Nobody needs to see a photo of us taken in February.

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August 7, 2011
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The heat broke like a fever and I'm left shivering in my hot pants and (court ordered) tube-top. I think it's time to head out to the shop to see what that intern has been up to while I've been at the lake.

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July 7, 2011
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Summers on Cape Cod before the invention of electronic mail (or personal computers) meant low-tide foraging, wiffle ball and handwritten letters. Letters were elaborate and could include drawings, mix-tapes, whipper-snappers, and live specimens.

I learned that the more letters written, the more received, so rainy days were spent diligently embellishing the news: Picnics with the Kennedy's, shark hunts, ghost encounters - all sort of true.

There was (and is) no mailbox at 29 Freezer Road and so the day includes a walk to town for the newspaper and a visit to the post office. The post officers knew us by (last) name and quickly slid the day's mail across the counter.

The Intern has been pulling orders with a smile on her face. How does she do it it?

My job is to bring them to the post office. I am tempted to fill the boxes with live specimens and whipper-snappers but I will restrain myself.

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June 30, 2011
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We have a New Andrea.

The Original Andrea got a life and only wants to email me about hypothetical cold-press coffee dates and cramps. They grow up so fast.

Jen's on vacation and that means two things:

1) I am crying less.

2) I (the intern) have (has) more work to do.

The reps are faxing in their Christmas orders because they want to remind me that this Summertime happiness I feel is fleeting.

It's good to keep me grounded.

Oh, and here's why my work environment is not safe: