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June 20, 2013
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Counting is not as easy as it looks. The intern and I had to count cards (we love to gamble) for a big Kate's Paperie order.

Holiday cards in June?

My life is an endless sacrifice.

All of that counting tasted terrible, and so to cleanse her palette, the intern put a lot of ampersands together. That looked exactly like this:

And because I need attention, I made this:

See, it's a profound cultural statement? DO YOU SEE?!

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July 28, 2012
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Yankee Ingenuity -> 525 Main Chatham, MA 02633

ANOTHER profile in that special series dedicated to bringing our readers biased reviews of shops that carry our goods.

I love a Main Street.

Someday, I will criss-cross this great nation in my (fictional) pick-up with my (fictional) Pocket Pomeranian and my (fictional)) beat-up Polaroid — snapping photos, capturing the quirkiness, the uniqueness, of each Main Street. These will make a great coffee-table book. A companion to my (fictional) Public Bathrooms Across America Book.

The Queen of Main Streets is in Chatham, Massachusetts. Cape Cod. New England's Main Streets look like movie sets and Chatham's Main Street is so adorable it should be wrapped in a blanket and burped.

Yankee Ingenuity carries Zeichen Press cards, so it seemed polite to pay them a visit.

(Notice my friend, Andy. Notice his t-shirt.)

Once inside, my Attention Deficit Disorder became acute and I put on my horse blinders. 

I made my way to the counter and had a nice chat with the owner — she told me that her husband (an amputee) LOVES:

I bet because of the tricorn hat.

There were so many delightful treasures — here are a few that jumped out at me:

I would like a set of eight.

A shark puppet would help me work through my fears.

These little banks would help me save for my criss-crossing America road-trip.

That was fun. I mean, that was hard work. Do I have to hate something to write it off as a business expense?


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April 12, 2012
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No.

Normally, mobs carry pitchforks and torches but Cash Mobs are different.

How?

Cash Mobs are a happy sort and their motivation has nothing to do with drawing or quartering. Cash Mobs support local businesses by encouraging shoppers to spend $20 at an independent boutique on a designated day.

Isn't this a beautiful and simple concept? I promise it won't turn into a Black Friday Walmart thing. Leave your pepper spray at home. 

i like you is next on the list. (Saturday, April 14.) Have you ever been?! You will be reduced to a giggling mess.

Just step over the girls.

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January 17, 2012
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The Grand Hand Gallery-> 619 Grand Avenue, Saint Paul, MN 55102

ANOTHER profile in that special series dedicated to bringing our readers biased reviews of shops that carry our goods.

Without St. Paul, the Twin Cities would just be Minneapolis and without the Grand Hand Gallery, the corner of Dale and Grand would be full of drugs and vampires.

Ann Ruhr Pifer takes her corner seriously: Her collection of contemporary American craft is curious, beautiful and completely unique. 

Do not go in there if you are not ready to open your purse. Or your heart. I'm kidding, be cold as ice, they will love that.

Go in there and shop for the people in your life that believe in fair trade and personal expression and hugs. But more importantly, go in there and shop for the people in your life that will send you a thank you note.

AND when you do go in there, ask Ann (or one of the other helping grand hands) to write you a love note on the gallery stationery. Why? Because Zeichen Press made it, of course:

 

 


 

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September 29, 2011
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And like the phoenix, the New Patina (50th & Bryant) has risen from the ashes of the Old Patina! It's BEAUTIFUL!!!

I have said, AND I QUOTE, "If Patina carried a coffin, I would kill myself just to be buried in it."

You may now throw-up. (I swear I'll never quote myself again.)

It's weird that the following photos have Zeichen Press cards in the foreground:

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June 24, 2011
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The customs official demanded we tell him our plans while in Toronto. I told him it was none of his business, and as I reached for the silver cigarette case in my coat pocket, I was wrestled to the ground. The tasers saved me a trip to the bathroom. 

Thank God my husband speaks Canadian or we'd still be in the interrogation room.

I should have told that official that my plans were to watch t.v. in my bathroom mirror while soaking in the tub. I think that's what I did? My head still hurts pretty bad from being banged on the terrazzo.

Like Dora the Explorer, I packed a map and a monkey in my backpack, finished my screwdriver, and headed out.

Using the handy Where To Buy page as a guide, I was able to track down three local stores that carry Zeichen Press goods. Needless to say, my reception was overwhelming - being hoisted up on shoulders and paraded down Queen Street was too much. Do you hear me, shopkeepers??

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First shop: Outer Layer, a cheerful boutique. Full of fun and, dare I say, whimsy? No. I'll never say that again.

But how else could I describe a doll that is also a cheese grater?

Or the Ann Taintor magnet collection on the antique bank safe??

Or a manager named Jett Black???


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On to Shop #2: Valhalla Cards & Gifts:

This shop felt like everything in it was curated by a man named Chadwick. Wait, it was! From the Dumpling Dynasty Bunny Kit:

To the Unicorn Wishes action figure:

This shop wouldn't let me leave - Chadwick finally had to throw me out. But not before he placed an order for more cards.

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Okay, onto #3: The Paper Place:

Because paper is my bread & butter, I felt extra reverent crossing the threshold. As I knelt before the card rack, something inside me said, "hey! I wonder if this place has erasers shaped like peanuts."

And it did! I bought the whole bowl.

I hugged the sock zebra before I left. It was time to go. I knew this because I saw the policeman walking through the door.

Until we meet again, Toronto. Until we meet again.

 

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March 1, 2011
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Boo Radley's-> 232 N. Howard Spokane, WA 99201

ANOTHER profile for that special series dedicated to bringing our readers biased reviews of shops that carry our goods.

Aside from worm farms and taxidermy, I am most attracted to gift stores filled with oddball items. I know I'm not alone - at least not in Spokane, Washington. Boo Radley, that pasty (and super oddball) character from To Kill A Mockingbird, has opened a gift store. I say, good for him! I will put on my ham costume and let him walk me home anytime.

A few items off of the shelves:
Minding a calendar would never be a chore if I had this:

And how about all of the babies that would enjoy being tucked into their cribs with one of these?:

This looks educational as well as delicious. I'll take 3:

Spokane! What my freak magnet has joined together... let no man put asunder!

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February 18, 2011
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My SAT scores were never high enough to get me into an Ivy League school. I'm kidding. I never took that stupid test. I'm kidding. That test isn't stupid. I'm kidding. Yes, it is. I'm not bitter, I'm funny. Tell me I'm funny.

ANYWAY, finally, those Harvard braniacs can correspond properly.

Send me a love letter, Harvard alum, Mark Zuckerberg. 

Some of the chosen cards were:

As for that last choice: That gal is talking about his beach ball. HIS BEACH BALL.