I'm totally kidding. Wouldn't that be awesome though? I was picturing her at Bergan's Grocery Store this morning... standing with her microphone - between the Rug Doctor Rentals and the helium balloons... Singing like it's a Saturday Night in Vegas. Oh, Celine! Shopping would be a pleasure with your angelic voice wafting through the air, mingling with deli-smells - My heart would go on.
The Craftstravaganza? Right. We will be there with 55 of our closest crafting friends. When I say, "crafting" don't think about toilet paper cozies, kleenex box cozies, toaster cozies, and toilet brush cozies. Don't. I'm not judging the ladies that make things cozy, I'm just wondering why everything needs to be so cozy. Okay, DO think about hand-made goods. GOODS. I'd even call them hand-made greats. See how I am? See how I roll? You know it.
Going to the State Fair Grounds off-season is like bumping into your teacher at your dentist's office. What the hell are YOU doing here?! You're not supposed to leave school! Your teeth aren't real!!
See you on Saturday my Best Beloved. Bring your wallet. And your mom.