World Domination Is Safe And Easy

And it can be done from the comfort of your own home!

If you're like me (don't worry, you're not) you don't like to "leave" your house or "go" anywhere.

Don't worry!

World Domination will be yours as long as you have these three things:

1) Wi-Fi

2) Computer

3) Forever Lazy Suit

We just picked up a new rep for the Virginia and West Virginia territories (that's right, TERRITORIES. Like a gang.)

We are excited to welcome him aboard!

And we hope we don't scare him away with our love for Franimals and wine.

Comments

February 26, 2013
Love it! I think my wife wants to hang this up in the kitchen.
February 25, 2013
LOVE this card. Not only because it reminds me of Graham Kerr, The Galloping Gourmet, but a little. Fran, The Galloping Gourmet is a television show from the olden days, before I became your Groupie.

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