My high school English teacher told the class that if we looked up the word 'glib' in the dictionary, there would be a picture of me.

She was right!

I think I felt insulted.

I'm sure Jen's high school English teacher said something similar about her.

And if not, she should have.

What does this have to do with angry parents or a new card? 

Obviously, my glibness was not celebrated at home. In fact, it was frowned upon — can you believe it?! 

And Jen's reckless behavior?? You'll have to ask her about that... I mean, pregnant at 19?! What was she THINKING?! (Wait, that was me?? We need to hire a fact checker.)