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(((flashback)))

My husband was on a business trip, and that meant it was time for one or more of the kids to get the stomach flu. Because we love tradition, the youngest barfed in her own bath water. While I was cleaning that up, and not to be outdone, the middle one inhaled and regurgitated his macaroni & cheese right back on the plate.

The older one slunk away.

While I was cleaning that up, and unbeknownst to me, the cat coughed up a slimy hair-ball. I stepped on it (barefoot).

While I stood on one foot, crying, the dog came over and licked it up.

The End

 

Comments

May 18, 2014

Millie is always so helpful.

May 17, 2014

reminescent of the diarrhea tale of yor... ahh the good ole day

May 17, 2014

ha ha ha ha ha ahhahahhahhhahhhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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