Meat Suits And Building A Fan Base

For Immediate Release: In an attempt to build the Zeichen Press Fan Base, Jen Shea and Fran Shea will appear on a local cable-access show locked in a cell and covered in Fancy Feast™. 1,000 cats will be released into the cell through a small hatch. Fran and Jen will sing a medley of famous duets, including Islands In the Stream, Endless Love, and You Don't Bring Me Flowers.

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Comments

February 12, 2013
OMG! I saw that very thing on Local Access here in The Land That Time Forgot. Instead of cats, though, they released a passel o' Gila Monsters, though. The songs were eerily similar. You had better send me a digital file so I can watch my Card Chicks! I am writing this comment from an aeroplane. I'll wave as we pass over my favorite place, Mickey's Diner. Well, I'm on the aisle, but I'll ask the chick in the window seat to wave on my behalf. Her name is Nameless Girl in Glasses Who Likes To Go To The Bathroom And Make Me Get Up. I asked her if she'd heard of Depends. Yeah, that's me, a glib quick maker of friends. Well, it worked with you. OK, sorry to be rambling but it's boring up here.
February 10, 2013
Fantastic choice of songs!

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