Decisions, Decisions

Should I shower today or plan a fictional vacation?

Should I take down the Christmas tree or pet the cat?

Life is so challenging.

Decision du jour: Which card is funnier??

A)

B)

I have fictional vacations to plan and cats to pet — help me move on with my day.

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February 12, 2013
If it's not too late, I vote for the first one. To Vicki: I say hire some thugs to amputate a limb here and there, then sarcastically send them the "I miss you like a Phantom Limb Card". As you know from a previous blog post, some amputees love that card, but maybe these won't and you can get a modicum of revenge. Alternatively,subscribe them to everything and anything you can find, both snail- and e-mail. I hate them on your behalf.
January 8, 2013
I vote the for first one.
January 8, 2013
They're both funny, but the first one speaks to me. Take a shower.
January 7, 2013
B is funnier. Question... I was just planning my summer vacation this weekend. Today, the property management company I booked through just informed me the online availability calendar was wrong, and the week of July 4th is NOT available for the cabin I thought I booked. I've already bragged about the awesome place to four teenagers and they're so pumped to go. I need two cards - one for the four kids that basically says "Oops." and one for the property management company telling they they suck hind teet. Especially because the rest of the world also booked 4th of July cabins over the weekend...so most of them are now gone. A**holes.

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